Jean-Marie Bigard n ° 9 Bordeaux

Jean-Marie Bigard, signing autographs near Bordeaux, last saturday Photo: Valérie Doulevant

Jean-Marie Bigard, signing autographs near Bordeaux, last Saturday
Photo: Valérie Doulevant

BIGARD: WINE, VULGARITE, INVINCIBILITE…

Always equal to itself, on this Saturday evening 16 November 2013, Jean-Marie Bigard performed on the stage of the Dome of St Loubès, in Gironde.

N ° 9 and laughter

For his 9th show, between sex, cheek, poop and other "profanely rude coarseness" throughout the evening, Bigard did not surprise the Bordeaux public much ... Nevertheless, we can withdraw from this hour and a half from "bigardian" sketches, besides a friendly atmosphere, a concern about some existential notions, Bigard way.

Recurring concern: the weather

Reputedly vulgar and trivial humorist, Jean-Marie Bigard sometimes led his spectators in a light reflection on the passage of time.

Annoying : " Well, here is my hand "he begins his performance on stage, but behind the curtain still drawn, "Look at her well ! Here is another, that of Jean-Mi. "And move that hand, to compare them, he comes to say that "Three minutes have already passed since the beginning. "And since the show lasts approximately 1 hour 25 minutes, there is only an hour left and 22 minutes! He brags about his audience’s despair ! Philosopher : "When you are going to die, you will see your whole life pass before your eyes in a second, pfuit… And there, you will see my show again, and free this time! » [laughs…] Staggered : A buddy, he threw himself from the top of the building because he believed my theory of : "As long as I don't worry, Everything will be alright ! » Logic : "You age less quickly when you are on the move ! », taking the example of the time dilation.

“The poop that got the grade 9.95, even by the usually harsh Russian judge!”

Beyond the headings, such as "Don't worry" (anticipating a misfortune does not help anything), "Likely pickpockets" (warning to metro users, who must not tempt pilferers : upside-down world !), " Toilet " (dolphin poop noted 9.95 or the recalcitrant droppings that lie in wait for everyone) Bigard's stories give rise to a little fat laugh either, to the obfuscation of these ladies, but we feel an attentive man, observer and pensive… A Bigard who gives the impression of needing to feel loved (or does he pretend ?), to feel appreciated and who is clamoring for applause and encouragement.

Jhear life; To touch; More positive

The public came in large numbers to meet a mocking humorist but not meanly, rather turned to the derision of human nature and discovered a man who enjoys contact : a kiss here, a handshake over there… At the end of his service, , Jean-Marie Bigard wishes everyone above all, sincerely, to enjoy Life. He salutes by offering his audience to enjoy life. "Do me a favor, Ladies and gentlemen, when you go to sleep, tonight, after the nice little words, hein, " Shut up ! "Try to think only of beautiful things, I swear it works ... only positive things for the next day, you see ? »

Capable of something else?

We would however like two clarifications:

Does he always make the clown with pleasure? When you know that he has been playing the same sketches for months across France, does he experience the same enjoyment every time ?

On the other hand, is it naturally rude ? Bigard could one day make people laugh without choosing the easiness, namely some correction in language?

He seems to have the talent, verve and imagination ...

More, these questions remained unanswered, because Jean-Marie Bigard had to quickly leave the Dome to go to eat: being diabetic, he has to respect certain schedules that his body imposes on him.

Valérie Doulevant